June 2012
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A Breakup Letter
I grew up with you but now I don’t trust you. You infected me over and over again. You’re so slow and have the worst reputation. You kept saying you’d get better but you’ve always managed to stay the same. Sometimes I accidentally pull up your name and I wonder why I kept you. I found bigger and better and I’m so much happier now! I’m deleting you. Goodbye,...
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May 2012
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Stop Asking Me. Just Stop.
I am not a mind-reader or an oracle. I do not know what I will do or won’t do in the future. I only know what I know NOW and will not entertain ideas of who I’ll love, who I may date, IF I will want to date in the future, what I’ll feel comfortable with in terms of my burlesque performances, where my dream job will be, who I’ll interact with, what plans I will make to do...
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aanubis:
I JUST STARTED SCREAMING OMG
Because dubstep and neurotic horse heads are funny.
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April 2012
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