June 2012
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An Open Letter to my Facebook Followers:
I know a lot of my FB peeps have issues and hobbies they feel strongly about. I appreciate your dedication to your causes, but it’s becoming problematic when all my updates are nothing but your frequent attempts to change my views or non-participation of the particular activities you want me involved in. Don’t overwhelm people by driving your ideals to the point where they might tune...
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Grandma Watches LMFAO For the First Time
LMFAO was on Good Morning America.
Grandma: "What is this band and why is there a box there?"
Me: "They're called LMFAO, and the box is the Party Rock robot."
Grandma: "Why is there a dancing zebra?"
Me: "Its just a fun little thing they have at concerts."
*fast forward to the end*
Grandma: "I see the box, where's the dancing zebra???"
I love my grandma!
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Bus driving is dangerous!!!
Me: "Yeah, my dad was in the Army but he insists all he did was drive school children in Italy to school."
Him: "Through a heard of goats on fire being catapulted in his direction???"
Me: "HAHAHAHHAHA, sure! That sounds more exciting!"
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